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		<title>You see that? he pulled some kung fu on that bike.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 23:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MalleT</dc:creator>
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		<title>The reason why</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 09:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MalleT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fixed gear mountain biking]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vince got a new bike This is the last movie you see of Vincent mountain biking with his old Subrosa. And at the end of the movie you see why, &#8220;NO BRAKES&#8221;. And mad respect for my friend Sam who took the hills like a pro on his single speed.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h5>Vince got a new bike</h5>
<p>This is the last movie you see of Vincent mountain biking with his old Subrosa. And at the end of the movie you see why, &#8220;NO BRAKES&#8221;. And mad respect for my friend Sam who took the hills like a pro on his single speed.</p>
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		<title>Big BMX?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 13:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MalleT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bike polo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BMX]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this &#8220;Big BMX&#8221; at the Cyclorama website. First I thought it might be nice, but it&#8217;s a crappy alu frame, made for hipsters who wanna look cool cruising around town&#8230; The SE FGFS frames have proven that a one piece rear end does NOT work, so they might think it&#8217;s a big BMX, [...]]]></description>
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<p>I found this &#8220;<a href="http://www.bigbmx.com/" target="_blank">Big BMX</a>&#8221; at the <a href="http://www.cyclorama.net/blog/uncategorized/big-bmx/" target="_blank">Cyclorama website</a>. First I thought it might be nice, but it&#8217;s a crappy alu frame, made for hipsters who wanna look cool cruising around town&#8230;<br />
 The SE FGFS frames have proven that a one piece rear end does NOT work, so they might think it&#8217;s a big BMX, but I guess it will break after several bunnyhops. <br />
 At Cyclorame they posted several pics of the bike being used in polo, and for that it might be handy, although I still think fixed is the best option for a polo bike.</p>
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<p>So my conclusion, this is another hipster bike that might be handy for polo, but that&#8217;s it. I&#8217;ld say it&#8217;s a waist of your money, if you want a 26&#8243; BMX, <a href="http://www.fuccit.com/2010/11/19/volume-vandal-26-their-statement/" target="_blank">get a Volume</a>. The Big BMX is a big FAIL.</p>
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		<title>How the hell do you crash like that?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 11:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MalleT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bet Tjeerd could tell us! Found the pic at Viceland. Tweet]]></description>
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<p>I bet Tjeerd could tell us!</p>
<p>Found the pic at <a href="http://www.viceland.com/blogs/nl/2010/11/22/gratis-muziek-voor-de-maandag-4/" target="_blank">Viceland</a>.</p>
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		<title>Go Pro?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 18:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MalleT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been jumping home made jump ramps lately, so when things go wrong, thank god Tjeerd bought a GoPro! So at least when things go wrong like in this movie, we got decent quality footage of it! Tweet]]></description>
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<p>We&#8217;ve been jumping home made jump ramps lately, so when things go wrong, thank god <a href="http://www.fuccit.com/2010/11/01/gopro/" target="_blank">Tjeerd bought a GoPro</a>! So at least when things go wrong like in this movie, we got decent quality footage of it!</p>
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		<title>Still Funny!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 18:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MalleT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry Gijs&#8230; Found at ZLOG.]]></description>
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<p>Sorry <a href="http://www.pristinefixedgear.com/" target="_blank">Gijs</a>&#8230;<br />
Found at <a href="http://zlogblog.com/2010/08/slippery-when-wet/" target="_blank">ZLOG</a>.</p>
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		<title>I can be a sentimental fuck&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MalleT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I get a little sentimental, like back in the mid 90s, when the world wasn&#8217;t taken over by cellphones and the world wide web, and girls my age didn&#8217;t dress like they were 10 years older. Those were the days, if you wanted to see the newest gear, you had to wait till your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I get a little sentimental, like back in the mid 90s, when the world wasn&#8217;t taken over by cellphones and the world wide web, and girls my age didn&#8217;t dress like they were 10 years older.</p>
<p>Those were the days, if you wanted to see the newest gear, you had to wait till your local news stand had a 2 months old version of Transworld Skateboarding. And you would read every single letter in it and look at every ad at least 10 times, so you knew what you couldn&#8217;t get&#8230; And in school holidays, you and your friends would go on roadtrips to Rotterdam or Scheveningen, cause that were the cities with &#8220;big&#8221; skateshops, so you could replace your ducktaped shoes with shoes you had to save for all your pocketmoney.</p>
<p>And meeting friends was easy, text messages didn&#8217;t excist, so you would drop by their house to see if they were home, and if not, you would just go to your local skatepark and see who&#8217;s there. Now you have to put a post on Facebook or send a group text message to see if you will go out and play. It almost seems these days people don&#8217;t know how to enjoy themselfs anymore without modern day technology. And that includes myself. I spend hours behind my pc, reading blogs and writing for FUCCIT. I almost seem to forget to go outside and play like in the old days.</p>
<p>You knew all the phone numbers of your friends and didn&#8217;t rely on the phonebook of your mobile phone. Right now, if my phone would crash, I would be lost! My best friends are on pre dial, so no need for remembering their numbers.</p>
<p>And the hardcore scene wasn&#8217;t spoiled by scene star attitudes&#8230;</p>
<p>Those were the days.</p>
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<p>Turning 30 isn&#8217;t as much fun as it sounds&#8230;</p>
<p>Cheers,</p>
<p>Votske</p>
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		<title>Eats hit&#8230; Or Eat shit?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MalleT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eats hit. from Kris *lockedcog* on Vimeo.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/5056116">Eats hit.</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user832489">Kris *lockedcog*</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>Psychokinesis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 16:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MalleT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad trick. Bad Fork. Bad idea.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Bad trick. Bad Fork. Bad idea.</p>
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		<title>This wheel is fucced!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 16:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MalleT</dc:creator>
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