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Tuesday, June 14th, 2011 | Author: Le Haute

Dutch kiddos used to grow up with strange ideas on bikes and women. This might very well be the main reason why Tjeerd and I wanted to ride in nature on big round shapes… I mean 29′er wheels

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Thursday, June 09th, 2011 | Author: MalleT

This one is for my friends in NY ;-)

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Tuesday, April 19th, 2011 | Author: MalleT

But this is something else………

Via imgur

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Monday, April 18th, 2011 | Author: MalleT

It was fun while it lasted, but the childish behavior which followed after some discussions about our different points of view about getting sponsored and what to post on FUCCIT, made me decide it is the right time to leave this blog.

I tried to delete my own account, but that’s something the almighty webmaster will have to do.
I guess no doubt Tjeerd will post some dissing posts or comments after this, but I guess that shows what kind of people I have to deal with…

The people that still wanna follow the crap I put online, know where to find me.

Cheers,

Jos

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Tuesday, March 01st, 2011 | Author: MalleT

I will not judge this bicycle just give it one star please. Build by an award winning frame builder. :-(  
For the NAHBS | 2011 | North American Handmade Bicycle Show

Shin-ichi Konno of Cherubim For two years in a row, the NAHBS President’s Award has been won by Shin-ichi Konno, chief builder at Cherubim. Shin-ichi comes from a prestigious family of bicycle framebuilders. His father, Hitoshi Konno, started Cherubim in 1965 and built bikes for the 1968 Olympics. Shin-ichi’s brothers built frames under the brands 3Rensho and Miyuki. Not only is Cherubim the only NJS certified builder at the show, Shin-ichi’s concept bikes display an unrivaled level of creativity, craftsmanship and ingenuity. Show attendees could not stop talking about his Speedmaster concept bike last year, and this year people were left speechless when they saw his retro-themed road bike. Interestingly, Cherubim’s frames are not all that expensive—at least not in the world of custom bikes. An NJS keirin frame will set you back about $1400. Visit www.cherubim.jp for more information.

Via Urban Velo.

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Saturday, February 26th, 2011 | Author: MalleT

The NAHBS (North American Handmade Bicycle Show) is going on right now in Austin Texas, so pics of all kinds of bike are going all over the world wide web…
So on Hipster Nascar I found a pic of the Selle Royal Origins booth. I’m getting sponsored by them, but that doesn’t mean I don’t think that their booth looks like shit…
I know the Origins line are re-makes of their 70′s saddles, but this looks like a bad scene from an even worse tv show called the 70′s show. I don’t get it. The styling of the Origins website is cool (in my opinion), so why not use that styling on your booth?

Some of you might have thought that I’m a Selle Out Royal (I’ll make the joke for you), but I hope to show you I still got an opinion that I won’t hide…

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Friday, February 25th, 2011 | Author: MalleT

With an average age of almost 37, this might be the near future for us FUCCIT members; u-locking your rolator to a lamppost…

Found here.

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Friday, February 25th, 2011 | Author: Le Haute

So, what does one get into when having weekend. Let me tell you what I like to do. Taking the fact that I’m a person who likes to help other people, most of my spare time I help girls learn how to ride a bicycle. It may sound funny to you but it helps them to become more selfsupporting so that they can go to the store by themselves and buy shitloads of beer while I help new girls to ride their bikes. Ahhh well, you get the idea, in the end we all celebrate the fact we can ride bikes by drinking beers, gezellig nietwaar?

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Category: Bikeporn, Bullshit, Movie  | Tags: ,  | One Comment
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011 | Author: Le Haute

All bicyclemessengers across the globe are dangerous morons

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Saturday, February 19th, 2011 | Author: MalleT

I know my fellow FUCCIT posters don’t like it when I re-post FGFS videos that have been all over the blogs, and they don’t like the fact I’m getting sponsored these days…
So to be able to keep re-posting the videos I like, and to be able to show you the shit I get for free, just to be riding my bikes, I created a new blog: “Votske™”.

So to keep FUCCIT re-post and sponsor shit free, and to keep “Votske™ loves Ass!” cycling free, coz I guess not all sponsors wanna relate to that kinda shit, I’m keeping things separated .

Both my other blogs can be found in the “Messenger links and friends” part on the right.

Enjoy!

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