No, no, no, no, no! Ik maak geen verschil tussen bikepoloer en fietskoerier, I won’t make any difference between fakengers or real posenger, ich mache keinen Unterschied zwischen Bratwurst und Kartoffelsalat, io non fanno differenza tra vincitori e vinti, no hago ninguna diferencia entre el catalán y el vasco, to me, we’re all the same. So hereby the announcement of the Arnhem Uphill Alleycat Classic on the 29th of may. It’s for the good cause. The guys from Cycloon fietskoeriers are riding The Tour for Life to raise money for Médicins Sans Frontières-Holland (MSF-Holland). So, come and join in, climb some hills and donate!

I knew I was going to have second thoughts on the what and how and why we didn’t play any polo during winter. Apparently it had to do something with the material we play with. Maybe we should change to horses and see if we can do some awesome tricks, wheelies and Keospins on them. The polo looks good enough to me, don’t ya think?

So we’re back huh? Right! I just hope it doesn’t mean I gotta sell my fietstaxi?

Back in tha days we had a silly but great man @ FUCCIT who used to post all kinds of links with series of bikeporn. But since he’s not been posting for a while now i’ll try to make up for it by sending in this latest contribution. Maybe a bit too sunny conditions for what’s going on outdoors. But it’s just to try help you guys remember to get in shape for better days to come.

Back to basics. Return to what was good in the first place. Clicking on picas and bringing on that bikeporn again. Skip this cold winterweather cause cycling in sunny conditions is better for your health.

From what I’ve heard, and so this must be true, rumour is that there is going to be a big bicycle event in Eindhoven next month. With massive paaaaaartie so apparently it has got something to do with the guys from EHVFXD, Tour de Ville and Rollapaluza. I think we ought to get more info on this as the guys from Lightcity/Rockcity are entitled for some bikepolo rematches. And we ourselves are definitely in for some rollerracing. Whaddaya say Fuccit should get involved in all of this, huh? I’ll see what I can do.

These fakengers don’t only use the courier creditz in traffic, we organise the urban bikepolo tournament at this year’s Open Dutch Cycle Messenger Championships too!

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Katerig, this might be the best word to describe the feeling I have about next weekend. Last weekend we had alleycat, party, polo. Which was a bit much but nevertheless great. But it wore me out and tomorrow it’ll be over with the fakenger times. A time trial race for couriers through all beautifull uphill parts of Utrecht. Pfoei, that’s going to be one helluva mean race going up those 5 canalbridges, hahahahahaaaaaa. Will Meneer Eddie keep up his appearance or will his face rip off?

After Votske’s “little” weekend-event you thought it couldn’t get any worse, didn’t ya? Well, you’re right. It only gets better. During the Open Dutch Cycle Messenger Championships in Groningen on the 22nd of august, Fuccit will be in charge of the Urban Bicycle Polo Tournament. Perhaps the most important side event for people on fixed gears and non-couriers. Preliminaries are held right before and right after the mainrace and sprints so we’ll be on a really tight schedule. But before we get to the actual bikepolo playin we are in need of some teams to play with us. There are already three (correction: 7) teams on the list and only 12 can enter the competition so hurry up and let’s see who’s got the most playfull balls of them all.

Time for an update on poloistas and their girlfriends. Sorry I didn’t find the time to introduce my nieuwe smatje properly. But here she is, she also does something on the internet but I guess I haven’t found out exactly what she meant by: it’s more or less the same as you guys at fuccit do, all about bikes and balls.